Ricky, you got some 'splaining to do...

Since it's way more fun to dish about the designers than waste time telling you what actually happened, we're fortunate that MTV makes a weekly 60 second recap to do the 'splaining:

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Whew! Now that that's out of the way...is it Wednesday yet?! Word on the stunway is that this week's team challenge (god help us) will be to turn a fashion "don't" into a fashion "do." Oooooh...I like that, I think!

Especially now that I have seen THIS:

Pleather? PLEATHER?! Bahahahaha score!

This will be good, friends.

If you're anything like me, you spent your weekend indulging a hangover or two in Bravo's project runway marathons. Aaaand comme moi, you've seen the preview for this week's episode approximately 300 times now. Well, I'll just say it: I'm scared, kids. Victorya gets bossy with Ricky! Rami gets salty w/ Jillian! Squints Palledorous gets sassy with the salad-dress-maker! It's anybody's ball-game, and you know what that means...my fantasy team is eff'ed.

Obviously, Team DanielVosovicShouldveWon is underperforming (save the 5 points Sweet P scored by getting bleeped 5 times - sweet mother, Sweet P, you've the mouth of a sailor!). Totally my fault. I abandoned Jack when I saw his Keith Michael moment in the previews, so it's only fair that Team DVSW shouldn't get to share in his victory. Lesson learned: This is Project Runway, not The Hills...it ain't all in the previews, people. (No disrespect to the Hills - and BTW, Whitney, if you're reading this, I would very much like to be best friends. Ditto to Lo.) Anyway, this week I am not going to let some 30-second snippet determine my fate. I'm following my heart, my intuition and, most importantly, my fashion sense. So Kevin, Jillian and Rami...let's make Daniel V. proud!

Final note: Miss Heidi is making a non-PR appearance on the boob tube again this week. My word-choice is literal, as she'll be appearing in the Victoria's Secret fashion show on CBS. Be sure to tune in to support our favorite fräulein - anyone who's had TROIS kids and a maintains a totally ridic body deserves as much. Oh, and speaking of three kids and an amazing body, Posh Spice will be there! YAY!