Bloggers, this also is a competition for us as well.

My two favorite things to watch, reflect upon and subsequently discuss are project runway and professional football. Every fall I want to join a fantasy football league, but it always seems complicated...and fyi those things cost money, how rude. So imagine my excitement when I found out you could play fantasy project runway online FOR FREE!! Obviously, I signed up and informed Maud & Marthe tout de suite.

Well, I must confess, Team DanielVosovicShouldveWon did NOT fare well in week one. I mean, I picked Simone...ouch. So now that I am in 2618th place (out of 2619? probs.), I've decided to go back to the design table and make it work. This time, I took a good hard look at the scoring system. Originally I assumed that points were based purely on design success, mais non! Making it work does not always make you score. Voila:

Winning a Challenge: 6 Points
Verbal Fight (w/ another Designer): 4 Points
Crying: 3 Points

Wait...so...you're not supposed to pick the most talented designer...you're supposed to pick the most talented drama queen?! Welcome to the team, Christian! Let's hope that with this knowledge we all fare a lot better in week deux.



Other project runway-ness from this weekend:
Heidi has been fugged. She is all over gofugyourself in this heinous glittery number I don't even want to discuss. I would include a pic, but this blog is not a venue for butt-cleavage. Also, Jack and I are out of love. I just saw this pic of him with enormous awful tattoos on his elbows - ugh! Why, Jack, why? I haaaate giant tattoos in the first place, but on his elbows? What is that? Yuck. Anyway, I think we should just be friends now. I'm sad, but it's probably for the best since, ya know, he's pretty gay.

And with that, I shall leave you with a lovely 60 second recap of episode one...Enjoy!

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